A Friendly Town That's Almost Always by the Ocean! by Kir Fox & M. Shelley Coats
Author:Kir Fox & M. Shelley Coats
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Disney Book Group
Published: 2018-04-17T04:00:00+00:00
THE CARE AND TRAINING OF WATCH HOGS
(Excerpt from the “Training” section)
SHAKE
1. Wear gloves. Hooves can be sharp.
2. Hold a treat in your closed hand. (A glob of oatmeal works best.)
3. When the watch hog points at your hand, grab its hoof and yell “Shake!”
4. Clean up the oatmeal.
ROLL OVER
1. Make sure you are not on a slope.
2. Say “Roll over!” as you twirl your finger around and around and around and around.
3. Eventually, your watch hog will get so dizzy it rolls over.
SPEAK
1. Say “Speak!” and snort, grunt, and squeal as loud as you can.
2. Do this as often as you can.
3. Sooner or later, your watch hog should join in. They are quite fond of duets.
4. But they’re even more fond of choruses! Get your friends to snort, grunt, and squeal, too.
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